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[demenator]

stuck a big bad chaingun up his anus to take revange, but then....

[Fragged]

his butt was filled with bullet holes! Then all of a sudden a big rift opened in  tremulous and the reality of tremulous and reality of our universe combined! and then...

[mooseberry]

He died, and with his death, the Tremulous world was combined with the barbie world...

[Taiyo.uk]

-- Hi.
Hi ken --

[Glunnator]

-- bu... barbie, is that you?
uuuh... i... i can explain.. --

[Fragged]

Im an UGLY girl! in an ugly world! im a relation to frankenstiens creation! (your so ugly you disgust me) Ooh ooh oooooh. (your so ugly you sigust me) oooh oooHoH. Comeon ken lets go out and have some fun!
Sorry but your too dang ugly
OOOH SCREW YOU KEN!

[Taiyo.uk]

-- Is that shaving fun ken?
Yes, I got a razor! --
-- oh shit!

was sliced by

-- Well, that was fun.

[Plague Bringer]

Liek, hay guys! --

[Glunnator]

Wassup! --

-- dude, he puts up a leet gif like that and you don't even have anything special?
I had to be special?! --

[HamStar]

-- Omg...that red bus granger makes me feel less special

-- Aww, I endow you with 1337 k0d3z!

-- Onoz! That battlegranger has 1337 k0d3z!

-- Eat mah pwnage!!

was h4xx0rd to death by 1337 k0d3z of  
was spawnkilled 's 1337 k0d3z
was spawnkilled 's 1337 k0d3z
was spawnkilled 's 1337 k0d3z
was spawnkilled 's 1337 k0d3z
was spawnkilled 's 1337 k0d3z
was spawnkilled 's 1337 k0d3z

-- FU! I'm off to another server!

[Taiyo.uk]

was banned from every other server by 's 1337 k0d3z
-- FINE! I'm leaving. BYE.
was banned from real life by 's 1337 k0d3z
-- OMG! can't leave game! help!
entered the game for real, by way of   's 1337 k0d3z

-- Woah, l33t graphics dood!
This displacement mapping is so real I can feel it! --

-- Now you have no escape! Prepare to be pw....

-- OMFG! ur *sooooooo* much moar cute in rl!!1!
*cuddle* *pet* *hug* *snuggles*

-- onoz! pwnt by mein own l33t k0d3z!

so then...

[n00b pl0x]

:cry: -- IM EMO

[Taiyo.uk]

*cry* i hate stuff... life sucks... everything is depressing.... etc... --

-- Oh look, an emo kid!
What's an emo kid? --
-- Well, they're like normal humans but they like being abused. They draw great pleasure from having immense physical and psychological pain and suffering inflicted upon them.
l33t! --

*slash* *rip* *pain* *maul* *slice* *slash* *rip* *bite* *sever* *slice*
*slash* *rip* *bite* *maul* *bite* *maul* *slice* *slash*
*swipe* *pound* *bite* *maul* *slice* *slash* *rape* *bite* *maul* *slice*

-- Thanks guys! I feel top!

[Glunnator]

Dude, you have no idea what an emo is. lol.

Here's an emo for you:
-- There is no god. I hate all of you. Aaah I hate everything. Leave me alone. Go away. So depressed. Need a razor...

-- dude, trem is NO place to be an emo.
suicided
Why? --
-- because they just keep respawning...
NnnnNNOOOOOO!!! --
suicided

Yeah ok the emo gif sucks... Didn't really put work into it.

[Taiyo.uk]

[not story]ROFL!!1! Emo mercenaries[/not story]

-- NOOOOOOOO!
suicided.
-- NOOOOOOOO!
suicided.
-- NOOOOOOOO!
suicided.
-- NOOOOOOOO!
suicided.

Later...

Scores: Aliens 254 Humans -373

-- FFS! We're never going to get S2 if you keep doing that!
Just let me die! Life is a black sea of pain and anguish, please, just let this end! --
-- Cheer up! Here, have a granger.

suicided.
-- Did I do something wrong?

[HamStar]

-- Nah, he's just suicidal :/
-- Suicidal? Bah, I lol at him..although....

Some games later.
--
-- Oh yes! Harder!
-- Yes! Eat that bitch!
shouldn't have gotten so close to the Overmind

[Glunnator]

GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!
     
     
     

blew himself up
DESTROYED by

built by
-- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

[ShadowNinjaDudeMan]

But then, out of the shadows came me...

-Do you wanna see a dead body?

[ShadowNinjaDudeMan]

But then the entire forums was sat on by a huge roast chicken...



BWAAAK! BWUK! BWUK! BWUK!

[Plague Bringer]

[[You're full of shit, that's obviously a large pink OM ]]

[Steely Ann]

You doubt the existence of the horribly pixelicious roast chicken, Plague?

Unbelieving heathen...

[Nux]

Obviously the Overmind must be a giant blue chicken. Duh!

[ShadowNinjaDudeMan]

They obviously didnt cook it well enough, tut tut.

No honestly, itsd even got the bones, it IS a chicken, I promise (somewhat)...

[Taiyo.uk]

-- i has chkn. is big. u can has chkn.
Lol! You are *t3h* SUCK --
-- stfu i claw ur harbl!
It's a camp, obese overmind. --
-- is still liek chkn.
I know it's not a chicken - I built it you moron! --
-- kwl! u can bild moar chkn?
It's not a chicken! --
-- is still liek chkn.
DECONSTRUCTED by
built by
-- There. It's not a chicken.
omg u stoled chkn! --

[f0rqu3]

A CHALLENGER APPEARS

[ShadowNinjaDudeMan]

SHOWDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would aniumate the chicken, but I dont have a gif animator on my mac...
But ill try lol

[Fragged]

Congratulations! The Chicken's mighty powers are being used to p\/\/n other nintendo characters. The Chicken has become available on the select screen.

[Evlesoa]

Chikin GOT P00NED!

[Fragged]

Chikin GOT P00NED!

//not story//
Uhhh.... thats not how you spell p\/\/ned.
//not story//

[Taiyo.uk]

-- Good evening, and welcome to l33t5p34k for n00bs. Today we shall be studying the word "P00NED". Contrary to common belief, this is a real word that means "I destroyed the whole alien base and the three defending tyrants with a blaster" or "I play tremulous in raytracing mode on my 386 and get 333FPS". Let's see some examples of P00NED:

-- Hi.
Uuuuuhh.... hi.. --
was mauled by

-- P00N3D!


-- Crap no ammo!
was blasted by

-- P00NED!


couldn't escape 's grenade
couldn't escape 's grenade
couldn't escape 's grenade
couldn't escape 's grenade
couldn't escape 's grenade

-- P00000000NX[]R3|)!11!!!1!1!11oneone!!1111eleventy0nw!

-- So, as you can see, P00NED is a common word and can easily be used to refer to a chicken that is about to get hit by a speeding lorry.