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E-Mxp

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« Reply #570 on: March 01, 2007, 08:22:09 am »
they got sick of the smell of rotten ponies en used the Stargate to move back to hamunaptra, where they fond the body of the admin after he blasted himself to oblivion and the :granger:s went to a other server where...
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Kaleo

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« Reply #571 on: March 01, 2007, 10:19:51 am »
they got raped by  :advmarauder: 's
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Thou canst not kill that which doth not live,
but you can blow it into chunky kibbles!
I has a cookie, and u can has a cookie, but i no givs u mai cookie...

Taiyo.uk

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« Reply #572 on: March 01, 2007, 11:40:38 am »
and built a n00b base with lots of barricades and floor trappers all in the middle of nowhere then...
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E-Mxp

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« Reply #573 on: March 01, 2007, 02:43:49 pm »
they realized they had 4 useless bases, they realized they are noobs end went to :human:s base to get shot by turrets en noob constructer with blaster.

As they did. :O
 
Meanwhile the :advmarauder: was being executed for multiple rapes of innocent :granger:s, but just in time he fled...
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Kaleo

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« Reply #574 on: March 01, 2007, 11:20:47 pm »
and 'sploded in a shower of peanuts
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I has a cookie, and u can has a cookie, but i no givs u mai cookie...

Paradox

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« Reply #575 on: March 01, 2007, 11:29:23 pm »
but the :human: :human: :human: were allergic to peanuts, so they blew up like baloons
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« Reply #576 on: March 01, 2007, 11:42:23 pm »
and later joined the [sic] clan to be reminded how to spell those puffy plastic helium things, however
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Taiyo.uk

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« Reply #577 on: March 02, 2007, 06:55:36 am »
:granger: went and built a really pr0 base with well hidden :trapper: s and carefully placed :acidtube: s and :hive: s all in a good location thats easy for aliens to defend and difficult for humans to reach then...
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Kaleo

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« Reply #578 on: March 02, 2007, 07:16:12 am »
got luci/nade spamed to death
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Taiyo.uk

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« Reply #579 on: March 02, 2007, 08:27:54 am »
then the last remaining :granger: built a n00b base with lots of barricades and floor trappers all in the middle of nowhere then...
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E-Mxp

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« Reply #580 on: March 02, 2007, 08:36:49 am »
The hummies went there and laught their butts of when they saw the nOOB alien builders built their 5th[/b] noob base. But then the aliens had no buildpoints anymore because the hummies left their other noob-bases for a good laugh. :D
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Taiyo.uk

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« Reply #581 on: March 02, 2007, 01:19:02 pm »
:dretch: -- Your basen are t3h n00bage.
:barricade: *build* :granger:
:dretch: -- stop building useless barricades
:trapper: *build* :granger:
:dretch: -- and trappers don't work on the floor.
:overmind: *decon* :granger:
:dretch: -- OMG! WTF are you doing?!
Need bp for another trapper -- :granger:
:granger: -- WTF?! I CANT BILD!!1!!!1 SUM1 TOOK MY BILD POWER UP!
*sigh* -- :dretch:

meanwhile...

:human: *build* :turret:
That doesn't go there. -- :helmet:
:human: *build* :defcomp:
That's no good in the middle of nowhere. -- :helmet:
:human: *build* :armoury:
We don't need two of those next to each other. -- :helmet:
:human: *decon* :reactor:
OMG! WTF are you doing?! -- :helmet:
Need bp for another turret -- :human:
:human: -- WTF?! I CANT BILD!!1!!!1 SUM1 TOOK MY BILD POWER UP!
*sigh* -- :helmet:

so then..
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E-Mxp

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« Reply #582 on: March 02, 2007, 01:52:14 pm »
(....lol :D.....)
they got vote-kicked by pro :helmet: and pro :dretch: and a great match accrued. But the noobs went training and become pro so...
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Plague Bringer

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« Reply #583 on: March 02, 2007, 02:39:42 pm »
they came back and bought  :battlesuit: s and  :tyrant: s so they could....
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n00b pl0x

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« Reply #584 on: March 02, 2007, 11:00:54 pm »
fly to the moon and
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AKAnotu

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« Reply #585 on: March 02, 2007, 11:55:19 pm »
molest each other

:battlesuit::tyrant: oooh ooh yeah
:human: /bind g buy grenade;itemact grenade

:grenade::grenade::grenade:
:grenade::battlesuit::tyrant::grenade:
:grenade::grenade::grenade:

:human::armoury:
:reactor:

:human:"NO PORN"
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n00b pl0x

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« Reply #586 on: March 03, 2007, 12:00:10 am »
lamerrrrr
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AKAnotu

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« Reply #587 on: March 03, 2007, 12:04:00 am »
:grenade::grenade::grenade::grenade::grenade::grenade:
:grenade::grenade::grenade: n00b pl0x :grenade::grenade:
:grenade::grenade::grenade::grenade::grenade::grenade:
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Paradox

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« Reply #588 on: March 03, 2007, 01:59:59 am »
but then the army of invaded, and used the jam rays to destroy all the noobs.
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Dynasty

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« Reply #589 on: March 03, 2007, 02:09:13 am »
and the jam made them stick to the moon and the maras with their pointy came back and molested them again!
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treminator

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« Reply #590 on: March 03, 2007, 02:17:12 am »
And the evil toasters saw this, flew back, and carpet bombed the horny maras with toaster crumbs
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Taiyo.uk

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« Reply #591 on: March 03, 2007, 09:57:26 am »
:human: -- bah, huge map, I'm lost again!


:marauder: -- Ooh look, a human
You going to eat him? -- :dragoon:
:marauder: -- No, I'm going make pr0ns with it. Now, where's my camera...
That'll be the fifteenth clawjob movie you've made this week. Don't you ever get bored? -- :dragoon:
:marauder: -- Hell no! Besides, they like it - they keep shouting "come on!" when I'm giving it to them

So then :marauder: went and....
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E-Mxp

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« Reply #592 on: March 03, 2007, 11:17:08 am »
accidentally put his claw in a flying toaster and he was electrocuted. So that is how  :marauder: became :advmarauder: so the clawjobs gets more trilling.
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« Reply #593 on: March 03, 2007, 12:55:00 pm »
then the  :advmarauder: joined the netherlands and owned america and russia
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E-Mxp

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« Reply #594 on: March 03, 2007, 06:06:05 pm »
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joined the netherlands and owned america and russia
(LOL :D Pluk de dag!!) the americans wanted revenge so they bought pulserifles and massdrivers and invaded holland. But the dutch outsmarted them with a counterattack and The Netherlands where the world champions. Then the russians attacked america while they got their asses kicked. The russians took over america and...
(note: I have nothing against americans or russians. please don't flame me for this post :wink: )
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Taiyo.uk

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« Reply #595 on: March 03, 2007, 07:06:35 pm »
...found that borscht just isn't the same when made with American beetroot so they returned to Russia and found that :granger: had built :hive: :acidtube: :hive: :trapper: :egg: :acidtube: :hive: :acidtube: :hive: :trapper: :egg: :acidtube: :hive: :acidtube: :hive: :trapper: :egg: :acidtube: :hive: :acidtube: :hive: :trapper: :egg: :acidtube: :hive: :acidtube: :hive: :trapper: :egg: :acidtube: :hive: :acidtube: :hive: :trapper: :egg: :acidtube: :hive: :acidtube: :hive: :trapper: :egg: :acidtube: :hive: :acidtube: :hive: :trapper: :egg: :acidtube: :hive: :acidtube: :hive: :trapper: :egg: :acidtube: :hive: :acidtube: :hive: :trapper: :egg: :acidtube: :hive: :acidtube: :hive: :trapper: :egg: :acidtube: :hive: :acidtube: :hive: :trapper: :egg: :acidtube: :hive: :acidtube: :hive: :trapper: :egg: :acidtube: :hive: :acidtube: :hive: :trapper: :egg: :acidtube: :hive: :acidtube: :hive: :trapper: :egg: :acidtube: everywhere.

:granger: -- ph33r mein buildingspam!
So then the...
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Dynasty

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« Reply #596 on: March 10, 2007, 06:19:30 am »
maras came back and raped them with not their pointy feet but their pointy tails !!! and thennnnnn
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« Reply #597 on: March 10, 2007, 08:06:50 am »
the :advmarauder:s found mushrooms on their tails and they died 2 weeks later. In a other universe...
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Taiyo.uk

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« Reply #598 on: March 10, 2007, 04:15:33 pm »
the :marauder: s had fungicides so their tails remained pointy and free of mushrooms so they..
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« Reply #599 on: March 10, 2007, 04:22:59 pm »
were sad because mushrooms attracted sexy
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