Then the borg turned them into cheese strings and the humans thought this was the secret to string-theory but then the aliens said "no, M-theory is where it's at now" and the humans said "M=?" and the aliens said "M=membranes d00d! it' s liek eleven dimensional string theory" so the humans flattened out the cheese strings into cheese membranes but didn't give the answer to everything but the borg cube couldn't understand the cheesiness of everything and exploded!!1! leaving the humans and aliens to reflect of the futility of existence when it's all about strings and membranes and cheese and explosions then Stephen Hawking said "no yuo nubcak0rz! it's liek this" then spent the next decade talking about complicated mathematical stuff so they all didn't see the black hole that was approaching and fell into it and when they came out the other end they built their bases on small planetoids made from the solidified leftovers from random supernovae caused by exploding cheese membranes left there by donkeys who were also looking for the answer to everything but didn't find it because they were using cheese instead of theoretical physics but then the humans hit S2 and started to jet-tard over the alien base and got pounced by
s who ate the humans and got S3 then spammed
s around the human base and
went to rush the humans and
said "You tried this before" the the
said "yes and you're crunchy and nutritious" and the
said "well I've done this before too" then did a /bind k "itembuy gren; itemact gren" then KKKKKKKKKKKK and was like
but the
remembered and charged to a safe viewing distance and watched as
blew himself up. Meanwhile
was listening to lugradio and symlinking his .plan to /dev/urandom and waited for the
s to finger his account using the only box they had which was their
When the
s did this the
crashed from a massive buffer overflow of randomness and the
s stopped working then two
en rushed the human base sat on a
's head and ate it then evolved to
and farted at
who said "I do say ol' chap...
