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Taiyo.uk

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« Reply #810 on: May 05, 2007, 05:34:58 pm »
:human: -- Huh? It's just says "8D"
Oh wait, just switch back to uber-realistic raytracing mode. -- :helmet:
Code: [Select]
Rendering options:
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Compy386-ASCII.so
LibGL.so
==>LibRT.so<==

:helmet: -- Now look at the pictures.
EW! EW! EEEWW! EW! EWW! -- :human:
:helmet: -- The last one is the best.
OMFG! Why did it have to eat that bit first! Why?! ...Jenkins! -- :human:
:dragoon: -- Because I thought that's what you humans do all the time... *burp*
...

AKAnotu

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> The Story Game <
« Reply #811 on: May 05, 2007, 07:27:55 pm »
:human: ummmmmmmmmm, that's what you do all the time, we normally just sit around looking at pr0ns

:dragoon: oh, well then

:dretch: ith thrange, thalking withouth my theeth

:dragoon: wha'd you say

:dretch: ith thrange, thalking withouth my theeth!!

:dragoon: you want to give me all your worldly possesions! kool

:helmet: he obviously meant me

:dretch: thcroo you guyth

:dragoon: and he wants me to have his wife, SWEET!

:dretch: oh noeth, not :granger:! we have tho many memorith!

:human: anyways, what does 8d mean

:helmet: i don't know, maybe it's like lost!

:human: do you see any polar bears/aliens

:helmet: i see aliens

:human: I KNEW IT, I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG!

Glunnator

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« Reply #812 on: May 06, 2007, 08:38:21 am »
But then...
the GRANGER RANGERS SHOWED UP! OMG!


-- Here we are to save the day!
Yo, Red, wait... who'se that? --
-- OMG, DUDE! Wth are u dudes doing here, dude! This is my spot for hero-being, dude! DUDE! GTFO!

-- ok, man, number one: NO. number two-*Gack*
was 'd by
-- RAWR!!!

was 'd by

was 'd by

was 'd by

... eep!
OMG! A pink grangerranger! how cuuuuute, dude! --

was squished by 's uberleetninjacuddlecannon.

should leave :granger:'s temper alone
:granger: -- I AM NOT CUUUUUTE!!!

...Oh, you weren't talking about me..? -- :granger:
*dead* -- no, dude
oh.... sorry... :granger:

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E-Mxp

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« Reply #813 on: May 06, 2007, 03:01:09 pm »
:human: -- Yo dude! Check this out!!
What? -- :helmet:
:human: -- I picked up a transemission from the alien homeworld!
OMG! Let me show that!! -- :helmet:

TV -- Ok children it's time for.....
Yea!! -- baby :dretch:
TV -- Mighty Morphin Power Grangers!!!!
Hooray!!! -- baby :dretch:

**PowerGrangers Themesong**
GoGo PowerGrangers!!!
Mighty Morphin PowerGrangers!!!

-- Mmm, I smell the stench of a brutal monster!!
Where!!?? --
:battlesuit: -- Rawr!!
OMG! Its hideous!! --
:battlesuit: -- PINK!!!
:battlesuit: cuddles till death!!
-- OK team! I's mophin time!!!

**GoGo PowerGrangers!!**
:battlesuit: culles , , and till death!!

NNNNOOOOOooooo!!!!111sixteen -- baby :dretch:
baby :dretch: is so angry, it evolved to
-- Must... Destoy.... Humanity..... No more PowerGrangers!!! NOOOOOOO!!!111

:human: -- So thats is where came from! Poor creature!
I don't think so :human:, he tried to KILL us!! -- :helmet:
comes around the corner, breathing heavily
:helmet: -- Lets get out of here!! He's dangerous!
Nonsens, look how happy he is!! -- :human:
-- (maniac laughter)MHAAAAAAAA!!!*kill the humans* MHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Lets buy him a present!!! -- :human:

Taiyo.uk

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« Reply #814 on: May 06, 2007, 06:15:10 pm »
:human: -- Here, I got you a present!
omg sweet! --
:grenade: -- What is it? How I use?
It's 3D sudoku, you start it by pulling the little pin out. -- :human:
*click* :grenade:
couldn't escape :human: 's grenade.
:marauder: -- OMG n00b! You just fed them to S3!


:basilisk: -- We can't get in! They've got S3 and spammed teslas!
Crap! S1 v S3 we're finished! -- :marauder:
:dretch: -- Only spam can save us now!
Yessir! Spam coming right up! -- :granger:
:granger: *build* :egg:
:dretch: -- No, not that kind of spam! Watch this.
:dretch: *hack* *type* *forge sender address* *send*
How is that meant to help us?! -- :granger:


:human: -- Hey, you got a new message!
Ok, Be there in a minute -- :helmet:

:helmet: -- This better be my leave confirmation.
:helmet: *click* *view message* :defcomp:
Code: [Select]
Sender: M E D S - O N L I N E
Subject: \/1@GR4 (1A|_1S ><4N4X \/4L1UM LICENSED MEDZ CHE@P 4U

Message:
PEN1S ENLARGEMENT PATCH RX ONLY BEST SIZE BOOST PRODUCTS CHEAPEST ON THE INTARWEB CLICK HERE BUY NOW 2 B HUNG LIKE A TYRANT ONLY AT WWW.DRETCHPILLZ.KOM V1AGR@ £1 A/\/\BIEN £1 C1AL1S £1

:helmet: -- GRRAAAAAAARRG! USELESS PIECE OF CRAP!
:defcomp: DESTROYED by TEAMMATE :helmet:

:dretch: -- DC DOWN! ATTACK!

AKAnotu

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« Reply #815 on: May 07, 2007, 12:46:16 am »
[not part of story]tayo, you are a comedic genius. you should audition for some tv show[/not part of story]
:dretch: leth go! dc down!
:human: OMG YUO KILLZORED THE DC BANZOR!
:helmet: shut up noob
:helmet: was killed by TEAMMATE :battlesuit:
:helmet: wtf! it was stupid spam email!
:battlesuit: oh, ONOZ! SAVE US! ALIENZ!
:dragoon: moo
:battlesuit: what?
:dragoon: MOO
:battlesuit: whoa! goons can fly
ALL: HE CAN FLY, HE CAN FLY, HE CAN FLY, HE CAN FLY
:battlesuit: was pounced by :dragoon:
:dragoon: what a n00b
:human: ONOZ!!! A GOON!!!!!! SAVE USZORZ!!!!!

GO GO MIGHTY MORPHIN BATTLE GRANGERS!!!
dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun grangers! (batman theme)

wait, why are we helping humans?
we're not moron
:human: was killed by
:helmet: cammon, spawn already!
was blasted by :helmet:
:helmet: W00t! a kill! time to go bs!
:battlesuit: now we're talking
:dragoon: was chaingunned by :battlesuit:
:human: ha ha stupid aliens, we got you now
:helmet: wait, why is nobody building a dc
ha! while you were distracted i pwned your arm
:human: wtf dretches can't kill buildings
/callvote kick uber1337ninjadretch for "hacking"
yes:3 no:5
:human: wtf he's totally hacking!
:basilisk: so? he's pwning your base
OUR BASE IS UNDER ATTACK
:helmet: (he was the noob bs) ha! i'll kill him with a nade!
:battlesuit: ONOZ! YOU THREW A NADE NEXT TO OUR REAC AND DAMAGED SPAWN WTF WERE YOU THINKING

:reactor: was pwned by TEAMMATE :helmet:
:telenode: was pwned by TEAMMATE :helmet:
:helmet: blew himself up
:human: was pwned by

hahahahahahahaha!!!haha--URK

was chaingunned by :battlesuit:
:dragoon: was chaingunned by :battlesuit:
:basilisk: was chaingunned by :battlesuit:

:helmet: WTF NO SPAWNS
:battlesuit: OOH! THE MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER GRANGERS!!!

treminator

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« Reply #816 on: May 07, 2007, 05:08:13 am »
Mother Goose Tremulous Nursery rhymes?

Taiyo.uk

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« Reply #817 on: May 07, 2007, 06:33:20 am »
One day, the aliens realized the futility of endless fighting. Survival and proliferation is probably better assured by long term peace.

:overmind: -- I command thee to make peace with the humans!
Oh stop talking crap. The only reason we don't tk you is so we can evolve. -- :tyrant:
:overmind: -- DO AS I SAY OR I FILL YOUR MIND WITH IMAGES OF RICHARD STALLMAN IN SPEEDOS!
Ok! I'll make you some peace! -- :tyrant:

...

:tyrant: -- Which one of you morons put drugs in the overmind?! It just commanded us to make peace with the humans, and that we get spammed with mental images of RMS in speedos if we don't!
Oh dear. Let's try and talk to them, at least then overmindless will think we're trying until the drugs wear off. -- :basilisk:
:tyrant: -- What shall we say to them?
:granger: -- How about "We promise not to eat you if you promise not to shoot us"
Yeah, that'll do. -- :dretch:
:granger: -- We need to translate our message into the human language.
I've still got one of their computers, there's a program called babelfish that does translations. -- :dretch:
:granger: -- Sounds like a plan.
Ok, here's a printout of the translation. -- :dretch: :defcomp:
:basilisk: -- Who should go to make contact?
You two go. -- :tyrant:
:dretch: -- WHY?! -- :basilisk:
:tyrant: -- Because you're little, and appear the least threatening.

...

:dretch: :basilisk: -- Ok, there's the human base.

:human: -- Look at those aliens, they're just standing there.
Maybe they want to communicate with us! -- :helmet:

:turret: :tesla: :turret: :tesla: :human:
:tesla: :helmet: :telenode: :medstat: :tesla:
:turret: :battlesuit: :reactor: :armoury: :turret:
:human: :tesla: :defcomp: :helmet: :human:

:basilisk: -- Ok, read the translation out.
Ok... -- :dretch:

:dretch: -- YOUR MOTHER SELLS WHELKS IN HULL!!1!

so then...

Glunnator

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« Reply #818 on: May 07, 2007, 05:22:47 pm »
:dretch: -- DUDE!
Dude? -- :basilisk:
 :marauder: -- dude!
d00d! -- :advmarauder:
 :dragoon: -- dude?
Dude! -- :dragoon:+
 :tyrant: -- dude!

 :overmind: -- WAZZAA!
WAAZZAAAA! --  :tyrant:
WUZZUUU! -- :dragoon:+
 :dragoon: -- AAA
AAA -- :advmarauder:
 :marauder: -- AAA
AAA -- :basilisk:
 :dretch: -- AA
 :granger: -- WOULD YOU GUYS STFU ALREADY!!

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Taiyo.uk

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« Reply #819 on: May 07, 2007, 05:34:53 pm »
:dretch: -- AAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAA AA AAAA -- :dragoon:
:human: -- AAAA?!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! -- :dretch:
:human: -- AAAAAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAA AAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAA
A. -- :dretch:
:dragoon: -- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA A!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAA AAAAAAAA AAAAA A AAAAAAA? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -- :dretch:
:human: --
Code: [Select]
   A          A          A          A          A       AA
   A A        A A        A A        A A        A A      AA
  A   A      A   A      A   A      A   A      A   A     AA
 AAAAAAA    AAAAAAA    AAAAAAA    AAAAAAA    AAAAAAA
A       A  A       A  A       A  A       A  A       A   AA

:dretch: AAAAAAA AAAAA :human: 'A :grenade:
:dretch: -- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
AAAAAAAAA!! AAAA! AAAAAAAAA!!! AAA! -- :human:

:tyrant: -- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
:tyrant: 8=============================>
:human: -- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
:dretch: -- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
:dragoon: -- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Glunnator

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« Reply #820 on: May 07, 2007, 05:52:16 pm »
:overmind: -- Ok, I should NOT have started this.

 :overmind: suicided

 :dretch: -- AAA- wait.. what?! OMG!  :eek:
 :basilisk: -- :eek:
 :marauder: -- :eek:
 :advmarauder: -- :eek:
 :dragoon: -- :eek:
 :dragoon:+ -- :eek:
 :tyrant: -- :eek:
 :human: -- :D

 :human: -- ATTAAAAAAACK!
 :human::helmet::battlesuit::battlesuit::helmet::battlesuit: -- *charge*

 :dretch: -- OH SHIT! AAAAAAHHHH!!!

 :basilisk: -- AAAAH!
 :marauder: -- AAAAH!
 :advmarauder: -- AAAAH!
 :dragoon: -- AAAAH!
 :dragoon:+ -- AAAAH!
 :tyrant: --  AAAAH!          <---wimpy tyrant
 :granger: -- oh, ffs!

 :human: was pwnzorzly owned ninja-style by :granger:
 :helmet: was pwnzorzly owned ninja-style by :granger:
 :battlesuit: was pwnzorzly owned ninja-style by :granger:
 :battlesuit: was pwnzorzly owned ninja-style by :granger:
 :helmet: was pwnzorzly owned ninja-style by :granger:
 :battlesuit: was pwnzorzly owned ninja-style by :granger:
 :granger: -- CHAAAAAARGE!

 :reactor: was pwnzorzly owned ninja-style by :granger:
 :turret: was pwnzorzly owned ninja-style by :granger:
 :telenode: was pwnzorzly owned ninja-style by :granger:
  was pwnzorzly owned ninja-style by :granger:
 :defcomp: was pwnzorzly owned ninja-style by :granger:
 :tesla: was pwnzorzly owned ninja-style by :granger:
 :tesla: was pwnzorzly owned ninja-style by :granger:
 :telenode: was pwnzorzly owned ninja-style by :granger:
 :armoury: was pwnzorzly owned ninja-style by :granger:
 baby :dretch: was pwnzorzly owned ninja-style by :granger:
 :tesla: was pwnzorzly owned ninja-style by :granger:

Humans lose
Aliens lose
:granger: wins

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Fragged

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> The Story Game <
« Reply #821 on: May 07, 2007, 08:49:38 pm »
!allready
Admin decided Everyone was ready.
Loading ATCS...
 :human: -Hey im building.
 <later after base is halfway done>
 :human: (2)- No that base is n00by.
  :telenode: was deconstructed by  :human: (2)
  :telenode: was deconstructed by  :human: (2)
  :armoury: was deconstructed by  :human: (2)
   :medstat: was deconstructed by  :human: (2)
   :reactor:  was deconstructed by  :human: (2)
   :human: -DUDE WTF!!!!  :telenode: is being constructed by :human:
   :telenode: was deconstructed by  :human: (2)
    :human: (2)- no the base would be better in the middle!
    :human: -WTF dude! i said i was building!
    :human: (2)- well we will lose with that base.
     :dretch: -hey! stupid hummies. The reactor is down! EVERY1 ATTACK!!!
     :granger: -ATTACK... (what a n00b)
     :basilisk: -ATTACK
      :human: -Great $#%@ nn00b. Look what you did
      :human: (2)- Hey i told you the base wouldnt work!
      :human: - #$%#@ n00b
      :human: (2) was killed by TEAMMATE  :human:
Fragged can frag YOU!

Plague Bringer

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« Reply #822 on: May 07, 2007, 08:57:10 pm »
\\not story\\ this post is pointing out your phail\\not story\\

(admin)  :battlesuit:  : Yay, console logs

Quote
  :reactor:  was deconstructed by  :human: (2)
   :human: -DUDE WTF!!!!  :telenode: is being built by :human:


:battlesuit:  : hmm, building while the reactor is down?
:battlesuit:  : !ban :human: 999999999999999999999999993d HACKN SUNOFABITCH

:human: has been banned by admin. duration:  999999999999999999999999993d reason: HACKIN SUNOFABITCH
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« Reply #823 on: May 07, 2007, 09:00:26 pm »
!allready
Admin decided Everyone was ready.
Loading ATCS...
 :human: -Hey im building.
 <later after base is halfway done>
 :human: (2)- No that base is n00by.
  :telenode: was deconstructed by  :human: (2)
  :telenode: was deconstructed by  :human: (2)
  :armoury: was deconstructed by  :human: (2)
   :medstat: was deconstructed by  :human: (2)
   :reactor:  was deconstructed by  :human: (2)
   :human: -DUDE WTF!!!!  :telenode: is being constructed by :human:
   :telenode: was deconstructed by  :human: (2)
     :reactor:  was deconstructed by  :human: (2)
    :human: (2)- no the base would be better in the middle!
    :human: -WTF dude! i said i was building!
    :human: (2)- well we will lose with that base.
     :dretch: -hey! stupid hummies. The reactor is down! EVERY1 ATTACK!!!
     :granger: -ATTACK... (what a n00b)
     :basilisk: -ATTACK
      :human: -Great $#%@ nn00b. Look what you did
      :human: (2)- Hey i told you the base wouldnt work!
      :human: - #$%#@ n00b
      :human: (2) was killed by TEAMMATE  :human:
Fragged can frag YOU!

Plague Bringer

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« Reply #824 on: May 07, 2007, 09:03:34 pm »
\\not story\\ this post is pointing out your *ahem* second phail\\not story\\

(admin)  :battlesuit:  : Yay, console logs

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  :reactor:  was deconstructed by  :human: (2)
:human: -DUDE WTF!!!!  :telenode: is being built by :human:
:telenode:  was deconstructed by  :human: (2)
:reactor:  was deconstructed by  :human: (2)


:battlesuit:  : hmm, two reactors?
:battlesuit:  : !ban :human: 999999999999999999999999993d HACKN SUNOFABITCH

:human: has been banned by admin. duration:  999999999999999999999999993d reason: HACKIN SUNOFABITCH

//not story// ;D //not story//
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Taiyo.uk

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« Reply #825 on: May 07, 2007, 09:28:42 pm »
:battlesuit: -- Out of ammo! Returning to base!


:battlesuit: -- OMFG! Where is our base! Are we moving?!

:tyrant: -- oh hi i eated ur base

:battlesuit: -- All return to base! Defend builders!
:battlesuit: -- Hello?! IS THERE ANYONE LEFT?!... z0mg!

:advmarauder: -- oh hi we eated ur team -- :dragoon:
:basilisk: -- they wer nice we want moar! -- :tyrant:
:marauder: -- yes moar human flesh! -- :dretch:
:dragoon: -- MOAR! -- :tyrant:

:battlesuit: -- mommy!

...

AKAnotu

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« Reply #826 on: May 07, 2007, 09:59:08 pm »
:overmind: ooooooooooh, that's some goooooood crack!
:dretch: oh crap

:advmarauder: :tyrant: :dragoon: :granger: :marauder: :basilisk: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA THE SPEEDOS!!!!

:tyrant: i mean we want peace and love for all
:advmarauder: yes, our species should coexist peacefully
:battlesuit: console log, oh, it was :human:! ok then

just then
FISH entered the game
FISH: hey guyz! let's pwn sum aliens!!!!!!
:battlesuit: no moron, we agreed to be peaceful
FISH: DIE SONOFABI---
admin: CENSORED
:advmarauder: was killed by FISH
:tyrant: was killed by fish
:dragoon: was killed by fish

:battlesuit: WTF MORON
FISH: but-
FISH was TEAMKILLED by :battlesuit:
admin: omgwtf
admin: !ban :battlesuit: 1288846468y teamkilling ftard

Plague Bringer

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« Reply #827 on: May 07, 2007, 11:04:31 pm »
- I ownzorororz joos all.
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Taiyo.uk

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« Reply #828 on: May 07, 2007, 11:40:46 pm »
:human: -- DISCO SKIN!!1!.... uuuuh hang on... This isn't Nexuiz!

Glunnator

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« Reply #829 on: May 08, 2007, 03:47:24 pm »
:dretch: -- ooh, cool! *grabs discogranger* *gags discogranger* *ties discogranger to the ceiling*
:dretch: -- IT IS DISCO TIME! *turns off lights, puts neon on around discogranger*

:dretch: :granger: :dragoon: --*dance*-- :marauder: :advmarauder: :dretch:
:tyrant: -- lol discogranger pwnt

\\not story\\
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\\not story\\ this post is pointing out your *ahem* second phail\\not story\\

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Dude, you phail too!
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!allready
Admin decided Everyone was ready.
Loading ATCS...
 :human: -Hey im building.
....
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(admin)  :battlesuit:  : Yay, console logs

A battlesuit? at the beginning of the game?! lol'd!  :D \\not story\\

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Taiyo.uk

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« Reply #830 on: May 08, 2007, 05:44:50 pm »
-- FFS! LET ME DOWN!



:dretch: :marauder: :tyrant: -- [Insert "Stayin' Alive" by the BeeGees] -- :granger: :dragoon: :tyrant:

:human: -- wtf?

HamStar

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« Reply #831 on: May 08, 2007, 06:30:38 pm »
:human: -- ZOMG RUSH T3h Aliens!!!
 :battlesuit: -- No.
 :human: was wrestled to the floor and gang banged by  :granger:
 :battlesuit: -- Lol ty Mr Granger
 :granger: evolved into  :tyrant:
 :battlesuit: was mauled by UnnamedPlayer's Tyrant
 :battlesuit: - Goddammit!
 :tyrant: -- Lol pwnz0rd!

Plague Bringer

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« Reply #832 on: May 08, 2007, 08:31:16 pm »
Quote from: "Glunnator"
:dretch: -- ooh, cool! *grabs discogranger* *gags discogranger* *ties discogranger to the ceiling*
:dretch: -- IT IS DISCO TIME! *turns off lights, puts neon on around discogranger*

:dretch: :granger: :dragoon: --*dance*-- :marauder: :advmarauder: :dretch:
:tyrant: -- lol discogranger pwnt

\\not story\\
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\\not story\\ this post is pointing out your *ahem* second phail\\not story\\

(admin)  :battlesuit:  : Yay, console logs

Dude, you phail too!
Quote from: "Fragged"
!allready
Admin decided Everyone was ready.
Loading ATCS...
 :human: -Hey im building.
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Quote from: "Plague Bringer"
(admin)  :battlesuit:  : Yay, console logs

A battlesuit? at the beginning of the game?! lol'd!  :D \\not story\\


//not story//

he abused and used layout to get one, duh.

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U R A Q T

Taiyo.uk

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« Reply #833 on: May 08, 2007, 10:33:08 pm »
What are you doing? -- :granger:
:tyrant: -- I'm installing me some CCTV.
Why? You're a lazy voyeur? -- :granger:
:tyrant: -- No! ...well sorta. I want to film this flame war, the great Glunnator vs Plague Bringer smackdown!
Ooh me like flamewars! You recording in QuadHD 2160p? -- :granger:
:tyrant: -- Betamax.
 :evil:  :evil:  :evil:  :evil: -- :granger:

Glunnator

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« Reply #834 on: May 09, 2007, 12:58:11 pm »
:dretch: -- Flamewar? what flamewar? Bringer's last post seemed to explain it all, didn't it?

Then Glun comes along...

-- OMG! DUDE!
...yes? -- :dretch:
-- HOW DARE YOU! YOU PHAILED ME!
...huh? -- :dretch:
-- I AM 1337! I CANNOT BE WRONGED!
...that's where you're wrong. -- :dretch:
-- STFU NOOB!
:dretch: was vaporized by 's anger-powered uber ninja pwnage rampage of anger

-- RAWR!
(Cebt)Glunnator -- Dude, how dare you impersonate me!
..huh?! --
(Cebt)Glunnator -- *evil stare* :evil:
...i'm scared.. --

was brutally own'd by (Cebt)Glunnator
was banned by (Cebt)Glunnator PERMANENT. reason: impersonation, giving me a bad name, stealing my uberleetninjadretch costume.

(Cebt)Glunnator: pwnt!

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HamStar

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« Reply #835 on: May 09, 2007, 04:40:44 pm »
:reactor: -- Dudes...I'm like...talking...I'm a reactor too...
 :tyrant: -- Omg!!! Someone get the local priest to exorcise this demonz!!!
 :reactor: turned into  :tyrant:
 :tyrant: -- Man, you ruined my disguise >_>
 :helmet: -- Omg tyrants blowned up da reac! lolzorzisms!!!

 :hovel: -- Dudes, no-one knows whut i'm doin'...nuff sed :P
 :overmind: -- WTF? Hovel talked! Kill the foo'
 :hovel: -- Argh noo!!!
 
:granger: --CHARGE!!!
 :marauder: --CHARGE!!!
 :dretch: --CHARGE!!!
 :dragoon: --CHARGE!!!
 :tyrant: --CHARGE!!!
 :tyrant: --CHARGE!!!
 :basilisk: --CHARGE!!!
 :advmarauder: --CHARGE!!!
 :human: --CHARGE!!!
 :human: --CHARGE!!!

 :hovel: was destroyed by the awesome wrath of  :medstat:

:granger: -- O.o
 :marauder: -- O.o
 :dretch: -- O.o
 :dragoon: -- O.o
 :tyrant: -- O.o
 :tyrant: -- O.o
 :basilisk: -- O.o
 :advmarauder: -- O.o
 :human: -- O.o
 :human: -- O.o

Glunnator

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« Reply #836 on: May 09, 2007, 07:01:33 pm »
-- aw, c'mon, guys! did you HAVE to destroy my hideout?

 :granger: -- O.o
 :marauder: -- O.o
 :dretch: -- O.o
 :dragoon: -- O.o
 :tyrant: -- O.o
 :tyrant: -- O.o
 :basilisk: -- O.o
 :advmarauder: -- O.o
 :human: -- O.o
 :human: -- O.o

 :medstat:
-- ...what?

:medstat: -- ...guys?

:medstat: -- ...guys?!

:medstat: -- gu-gu-GUYSSAAARGRGHRHGRLGLG

was destroyed by the awesome wrath of :medstat:

 :granger: -- O.o
 :marauder: -- O.o
 :dretch: -- O.o
 :dragoon: -- O.o
 :tyrant: -- O.o
 :tyrant: -- O.o
 :basilisk: -- O.o
 :advmarauder: -- O.o
 :human: -- O.o
 :human: -- O.o

 :granger: -- RUN AWAY!!!

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Taiyo.uk

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« Reply #837 on: May 09, 2007, 07:46:09 pm »
:tyrant: -- Hey, why don't you build a barricade here!
No, that wouldn't be of any use. The BP are better used building acid tubes. -- :granger:
:tyrant: -- TRAPPERZ! HERE!!1!
No, they're visible from miles away there. -- :granger:
:tyrant: -- I KNO! U BILD HOVEL IN DOOR!
No, that will block us more than it blocks the humans. -- :granger:
:tyrant: -- BUT U GET ACIDWALLZ IF U DO DAT!
FFS JUST GO AND PWN SOME HUMANS!!1!1! --
:tyrant: -- Fine! Be like that!
I will. Now time for some goatse! -- :granger:
:granger: *build* :hovel:

Then...

Fragged

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« Reply #838 on: May 10, 2007, 01:15:03 pm »
:human: CAMPING!!! Oh i love CAMPING!!!
 :tyrant: killed  :human:
  :human: wtf?
   :tyrant: BWHAHAHA you die.
   :helmet: hmmm.. lets see here
 :armoury:  :human: lets get a pain saw....
  :turret: was destroyed by  :tyrant:
  :turret: was destroyed by  :tyrant:
  :turret: was destroyed by  :tyrant:
  :turret: was destroyed by  :tyrant:
  :human: should have ran further...
   :tyrant: n00b!
   :telenode: was destroyed by :tyrant:
   and then...
Fragged can frag YOU!

Glunnator

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« Reply #839 on: May 10, 2007, 01:25:38 pm »
then suddenly a guy named bob came along and pulled the plug out of our trem!  :eek:
Then everyone got very angry at bob, and...

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